From the right point of view the day, like most, seemed normal. However, surprisingly Vienna had turned left. Hans Von Heinz glanced up at the glass panels guarding the staterooms, his dripping fedora barely shielding the water from his eyes.
The call came in at 0700 hrs; a theft they said but alas, Reinhold the day guard found a man, top heavy, lying on his side, a large gash pouring Viennese red onto a white button-up. So, the detective was called.
“Alfred Stix, pleased to meet you.”
“Detective Heinz, Sir.”
“The egg’s handler was found but my precious Faberge egg is nowhere in sight. You’d better have your best men on the job for this one, detective.”
“Believe me, sir, I am perfectly able to handle this situation.”
“We’ll see about that.”
The curator started walking towards the stairs, gesturing for the detective to follow him. On the stairs they bumped into Maria Koller, trusted associate of the museum.
“Ahh, Miss Koller, this is detective Hans Heinz.”
“Pleased to make your acquaintance Detective. I do hope that you can help find my egg. As its owner I will be awarded sizable compensation, but it’s just not the same. Please do excuse me, I must be going.”
Maria began to walk towards the entrance before the detective stopped her by saying.
“Actually Mrs Koller- “
“Miss Koller; I lost my husband in the war.”
“My condolences, Miss Koller. If you wouldn’t mind staying here while the investigation takes place, I would like to ask everyone a few questions.”
“I would love to comply, but I absolutely cannot wait.”
“I understand. Could you return within the hour?”
“Of course, detective.”
Maria walked hastily toward the exit with her heavy bag. The two men turned, and Alfred led the detective to the central exhibit.
The exhibit like, all the others, was untouched except for the empty egg pedestal. Without hesitation Hans approached the empty pedestal. The detective enquired about the egg; he learnt that it was on loan to the museum from Miss Koller and had been delivered to the display on the previous evening.
“I assume you will need to see the body. Such a shame about Manfred, I mean, I saw him just last night when the egg arrived. I must have been one of the last people to see him alive.”
The detective, who by this point was in his own world examining the podium, barely heard this. Alfred pointed to an open doorway to the left of the entrance.
“Down that corridor; you should be able to find it.”
“Aren’t you just going to show me?”
“If you don’t mind, I would rather stay here, I am not completely comfortable with seeing a man in that state again.”
Hans turned the corner to see the body laid on its front. He approached solemnly and found the stab wound in his back. The dead man, with his brown hair and blueish eyes, appeared to have put up a fight. His left eye was black and there was evidence of bruising and contusions on his face. Hans checked the dead man’s pockets but found nothing of any relevance. He walked back into the central gallery to ask Alfred some more questions.
“What was his name?”
“Manfred M – ” he stuttered momentarily “ – Manfred Mayer.”
“Was he a worker at the museum?”
“No, he was not directly employed by us, he was just a night mover. I doubt anyone other than me had ever even met him.”
“Did anything seem off about him last night? Maybe paranoia, or him being anxious?”
“Not from what I could tell. He was just his normal self. His shirt and tie always so perfectly in place. Placing the exhibits seemed an ideal outlet for his OCD. You see, everything had to be placed ‘just so’. If had a keen eye for anything out of place, he just had to adjust it. He noticed everything.”
“Does anyone other than you and the man who called the station know about the body?”
“I shouldn’t think so. When Master Weber told me I strongly requested that he not tell anyone else.”
“Well thank you for your discretion, Mr Stix. If you would please call everyone into the foyer for questioning.”
“Immediately, Detective”
As the curator left the room Hans noticed a glass case. It displayed a beautiful jewel-encrusted knife, owned by the monarchy before their recent end. It was at a crooked angle. Perhaps the case had been disturbed somehow.
After 30 minutes everyone was assembled in the grand entrance. Alfred Stix, curator; Egon Weber, the day guard who had called the police; Bernard Binder, night guard; and Maria Koller, donor of the egg. These were the only people who had access to the establishment at the time of the theft and subsequent murder.
The detective locked the door; no one could leave the room.
“Egon Weber?”
“Yes, that’s me.”
“Would you please accompany me into the stateroom?”
“Ok”
They walked to the room and took seats facing each other.
“So, Mr Weber, I believe that you were the one who contacted the police after you found the body. Yes?”
“Yes, that’s right.”
“Well, if you wouldn’t mind going over the events for me.”
“Yes Sir. I arrived earlier this morning to take over guard duty from Reinhold Binder. I said ‘hello’ to him; we usually have a chat, but today he had to rush off quickly for some reason. I started my first patrol of the exhibit spaces just before opening; that’s when I saw that the egg was missing and ran to raise the alarm. As I was running down the corridor I found the body of Mr Mayer.”
“Thank you, Mr Weber, for your cooperation. I have just a couple more questions for you.”
“Ok”
“What time did you first arrive here at?”
“6.50, just ten minutes before the opening “
“What did you know about the stolen egg before its theft?”
“Not much. I am still very new to this job. I just turned 18 last month and must admit I don’t really care for a lot of the antiquities in this place.”
“Well Mr Weber, that will be all for now. Could you ask Mr Stix to come in, please?”
After Egon left, Alfred entered immediately.
“Hello, Mr Stix.”
“Nice to see you again, detective.”
“You will understand from my lines of enquiry that I need to ask where you were last night.”
“Of course. I was working late in my office, until about 1am, then I walked out the main entrance and said goodnight to Bernard, the night guard, before walking home.”
“Did you see anything unusual on your walk home?”
“Not that I recall. There wasn’t anything out of the normal, except… no, nothing worth mentioning.”
“No, go on. What was it?”
“Well, there was a man who was running the opposite way to me.”
“Opposite way to you. Do you mean towards the museum?”
“Yes, I guess. Do you think that could have been the thief? It’s not really the hour for joggers.”
“It just might have been. What did this man look like?”
“I didn’t see his face, his hat covered most of it, but I remember thinking he had very long legs”
“What time would you say this was?”
“Maybe around 1.15am.”
“Ok, thank you. Just one more question. As the curator, I assume that you are very knowledgeable about the egg. Its history, its owners?”
“Well naturally, its history is fascinating inasmuch as it is a complete mystery. An authentic egg, fabricated at the same time as all other Faberge eggs, but completely lost for many years. The egg was very recognisable from the other ones due to its crimson red colouring. Several scholars have different theories as regards its backstory, but there has never been any evidence to substantiate any of them.”
“Thank you, Mr Stix, I think that is all the questions for you. If you could send in Maria Koller. “
“Certainly, Detective”
Mr Stix left and Maria entered.
“Hello Miss Koller”
“Let me just stop you there. I don’t know anything about the egg being stolen. I simply loaned the egg to the museum, and I don’t think I should be here.”
Maria turned to leave.
“Miss Koller, I assure you this is just procedure. Please sit, I have but a few questions to ask you.”
“Fine, but make it quick.”
“Can you tell me how the egg come into your possession? Where was it being kept before you loaned it to the museum? And can you tell me where you were around 0115 hrs last night?
Maria paused as if calculating her reply.
“I was in my house sleeping. The egg was my father’s; he acquired it at auction. It has been kept securely at my residence since the passing of my father. Now, if you will excuse me, I will be going.”
“Just one more thing, Miss Koller. How well did you know Mr Mayer?”
“Not at all. I never even met him.”
Maria left. Detective Heinz rose to his feet and asked Reinhold Binder to enter the stateroom. Whilst standing at the doorway the detective saw that Maria did not head for the exit but rather to another doorway leading to an anteroom at the far end of the exhibit space.
“Mr Binder, how are you today?”
“Good.”
Mr Binder entered the room but didn’t sit.
“I just have a few straightforward questions for you.”
“Fine.”
“What is your job here at the museum?”
“I’m the Night guard”
“So you were here over night, yes?
“Yes”
“Where were you at 0115 hrs?”
“Here”
“Not very forthcoming, are you?”
“What’s the need?”
This interaction was like talking to a brick wall.
“It would be helpful to pinpoint where exactly in the building you were.”
“I will have to think about it.”
“Okay. Could you stand next to me, please? I just need to see something.”
“Sure.”
Bernard Binder stood beside Hans. The detective towered over him, 6 feet 4 inches compared to Binder’s modest 5 feet 11.
“Well, Mr Binder, why don’t you go back outside and see if you can remember.”
Mr Binder turned to leave. Once he had closed the door, the detective started reading over his notepad, which contained almost every word said in the conversations. He just couldn’t help but feel he was missing something.
After 20 minutes, Alfred knocked on the door.
“Please excuse my intrusion but how long will you be? All of us are getting quite annoyed with how long this is taking. I am starting to think about escaping out the window.”
It was at this moment that something clicked in the detective’s head.
“Mr Stix, when you saw that man running outside, which side of the building was he on?”
“I suppose the east. Why? Is that important?”
“Are there any windows at ground level on that side of the building?”
“Yes, there are. Do you think that’s how the thief got in?”
“Maybe. Show me the windows.”
The two men walked to the east side of the building’s exterior, where there were four windows. The first was fine, the second just the same, and so were the third and fourth. There was nothing wrong with any of the windows, and the detective established there wasn’t a single other way to get in besides the entrance at the front. With this information, he walked back into the state rooms.
“If everyone could please meet me in the Central Exhibit.”
“Why?”
“Because I need to tell you all something.”
Everyone made their way to the Central Exhibit, where Heinz made his final remarks.
“Well, everybody, after all of my findings I am able to say that with absolute certainty that I am unable to work out who did this and it is with great sorrow and annoyance that I must call this case unsolvable.”
All the assembled people looked at the detective in disbelief.
“But what about the man I saw running towards the museum?” asked Alfred.
“That could have been anyone; there is no way of knowing that it was the thief.”
“What about the egg?” said Maria
“Just take the insurance money and go on with your life.”
“But the egg is missing.”
“And it may never be found. That’s just how it is sometimes.”
The detective turned and left the museum via the front door, leaving everyone very lost and confused. As he walked towards the station, he placed his hand in his pocket and stroked the smooth, shiny and red surface of what was inside.